mandatoryupgrades: Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written: I want that to be the final line of my biography.
iseeavoice: the fact that many preteens are worried their tampons can go too far inside them and disappear into their stomachs or some shit is evidence enough that maybe the current state of sex education is a bit awful
nopestiel: maleficentmordor: I bet all the other hunters of the world are just looking at the sky and going- “fucking winchesters” #spn#EVERY MAY #THEY ALL WAIT fOR THE FUCKING BLAST WAVE #WHAT WILL IT BE THIS YEAR #DEMON OUTBREAK #SUPER DEMON #FUCKING SATAN #FUCKING GOD #FUCKING LEVIATHANS #FUCKING SKY IS FUCKING FALLING (via)
erossum: awkwardlilgirl: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: are-you-my-tennant: neilpatrickheaven: i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go #favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a disney prince
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
ironelk: Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom: Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
im-an-angel-you-asshat: Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: carry-on-wayward-assbutt: why is it more socially acceptable to be completely obsessed with a sports team than to be completely obsessed with a book, tv show, or movie?
surejohn221b: thefangirlsarecomeing: ianoshea: What if there was a tumblr summer camp where you did fandom related activities and you sat in the grass outside and blogged and got to meet everyone you’ve met on tumblr and you could eat all you wanted it would be so much fun and instead of embarrassing us with the lame attempts at sports, they will train us to be hunters, companions, space...
mattfrombusted: sansatyrell: why was no one ever alarmed that sharpay and ryan sang love songs to each other i think kelsey was
swarleystinson: So I happened to be on Youtube as the latest Vlogbrothers video was uploaded, and I saw that there was literally only one other view: So I thought I might actually be able to fulfill a slight dream of mine and get the first comment… God dammit John Green.